March 2012
Anybody remember how Gatiss used to write smutty...
fandombro:
Beware, you will laugh, you may also blush.
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me on tumblr: lol omg wtf ur duMB
me irl: that word is supposed to be capitalized that's not how you use a semicolon it's you're not your don't use text speak you illiterate douche canoe
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Me today: find ALL! the quality art blogs and...
So I had the thought: WHY AM I CRYING OVER...
Then
I
was
crying because my thoughts are gr8
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aibous:
i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way
how am i even going to live the rest of my life
TRUST ME YOU WON'T REGRET IT IF YOU CLICK →
Top drawer, Sherlock fandom. Top....drawer.
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me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
Watchwillinoise:
TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE
• What is your name/username? • Where are you from? • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY, Polka Dots, Papaya,...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Cross out what you have done
Graduated High School.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a...
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Do you know why the Sherlock fandom ships...
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Watching Season 1 of glee
rumchocolatesouffle:
where the fuck is blaine
why is santana making out with puck what
omg where is the lima bean
wait why is Will the main character
excuse me but where the fuck are the Warblers
rachel what the fuck are you wearing
omg why isn’t mike chang getting any lines
this lighting is blinding omg
Guys if a fictional character kills people its...
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brapplebrinny:
reality-bender:
...
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Fuck you I won a BAFTA.
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
So I’m going to tag all my Martin pictures with he won a bafta
and bennys with sexy and i know it yes or yes?
too late.
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Martin's hand and Benny's thigh: OTP.
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omg please someone send me asks on my new blog...
February 2012
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dorothy-cotton:
people didn’t even used to ask to touch my hair they just used to play with it AND THINK I WOULDN’T FEEL IT
BITCH JUST BECAUSE IT’S 3 FEET AWAY FROM MY SCALP DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T FEEL IT
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sleepingstrawberries:
what if i made a homestuck AU where everyone was VEGETABLES
nepeta would be nePEAta
karkat would be karCARROT
spades slick would be spades SQUASH
equius would be EGGPLANTius
snowman would be snowMARANTH
aradia would be aRADISHa
feferi would be feLERY
and eridan would be asparagus
cause
no one likes asparagus
http://ask-arthur-and-alfred.tumblr.com/ →
Anons are cute. Have fun, I will love you
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
Martin Freeman is Arthur Kirkland whoops I have...
Watchhungarysovaries:
happyhappyist:
captaindendedos:
c0cainee:
robonmyknob:
setbabiesonfire:
…..
WHY ARE THEY LIFTING HER UP BY HER HAIR?!
what the fuck did i just watch.
The girl in the sombrero.
hahahahahahahahhahwhhat
And then the girl woke up and killed her friends.
With a chainsaw.
the worst friends omf
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